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PenisReplier2 Featured By Owner May 18, 2017
PENIS.
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Inmyarmsinmyarms Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2017
Oh look, another sociopath whining about "sjws" while worshiping a potato triggered by everything, who whines about "free speech" while worshiping Soccer Moms and who follows Sargon of Akkad.

Almost like you deserve to die...
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PenisReplier2 Featured By Owner May 18, 2017
PENIS.
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FunkyArsonist Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i think this was supposed to be an insult, but you failed. and you failed miserably.
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Inmyarmsinmyarms Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2017
Keep telling yourself that
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PenisReplier2 Featured By Owner May 18, 2017
PENIS.
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FunkyArsonist Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
was that supposed to offend me in some way
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art5555 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017
Amen
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Crematories Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017
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CaptainKutchie Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2017  Professional General Artist
I offer you the following words. Think about the happiness we all have together. Go to the park. Go to the park today. Recline in the sunshine. Go skippin’ down the road for Christ’s sake. Take a walk. Look around at all the freedom you have. Smile at someone. Be their friend or something. Be all fun. Be all friendly like. You’ll never come down with any disease. You’re just a good person all around. Be a nice guy. Think of all the positive things you could do in the morning. You’ll take a big ice shower that makes everything clean. Go out and get some apples. Go and wink at some babies or something. It’s fun to be a person, isn’t it? Such a nice day. Put on a blue shirt. A blue one looks best. Go around and get some bananas from the corner market. Give ‘em some money. Give this one some money. Do something good for yourself for a change. Walk up to someone with a business suit on, give ‘em a five dollar bill, and say, “Do you have my card?” Say it again. “Do you have my card?!” If he doesn’t say anything hand him another five dollar bill and this time don’t be so nice about it. And then smile about it and give ‘em a banana! Then walk around going, “Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi! Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi!” Take some yellow paint and slam it right into your nose and go, “Oh! The colorfulness!” Start smashin’ the subway railings with a hammer! Make sure you smile at someone while you do it. Do that for about an hour then walk around with a smile going, “Yoi yoi yoi yoi!” Then you’re ready for the big time! Go into a hardware store with all the best appliances. It’s still morning. Everyone’s in a good mood. Ask, “Do you have any lightbulbs in this hardware store, man? Do you have any?” He’ll come and he’ll put them on the counter. “Yeah, 60 watt. Yeah, that’s good!” Whatever lightbulbs they give you just say, “Yeah, those are good! Give me all of those!” Then say, “I’d really rather not pay for them, but I want them all the same!” He’ll probably start givin’ you some trouble. He’ll probably start saying, “Wait a second, pal. We can’t give you these lightbulbs without payin’ for ‘em.” or some such. Say, “I want them all the same!” Get real intense… “I want them all the same!!!! My lights are out. My lights ARE OUT!!!!! I’d like some lightbulbs, but I’d really prefer not to pay for ‘em!” You know, he’ll probably call his manager. He may even pick up the phone and call the authorities. That’s the perfect time to pull out some clippers and start cutting your hair off! Find a shovel. Remember now it’s a hardware store. There’s plenty of shovels in there. Start banging the shovel on the counter and yell, “Ya dig?! Ya dig?! Ya dig?!” Then say, “Can I have my lightbulbs?” By then you’re getting into some real chancy shit. Right about now you’ve got a crowd gathering. They’re keepin’ their distance from you, but they’re gathering around all the same! Turn around and say, “It’s a great day, isn’t it? C’mon! I just want some bulbs, man!!!” Then immediately run and jump through the picture window, roll out into the street, go down to the corner market and buy some more apples, man! Have a few and throw a few! Take off your left shoe. That’s it…. Throw it as high as you can! Run around into the street and catch it! All the better if that black Cadillac hits you, man! Scream, “I’ll sue you!” Then get up and say you were only kidding! Then go back to the hardware store, grab the shovel, start banging on the counter and screaming, “Ya dig?! Ya dig?! Ya dig?!” I tried this while I was awake and it was the best day I ever had.
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